Dr. Filibuster Causes Mayhem at Hogwarts!
On August 1st, in the Great Hall of Hogwarts, a series of Dr. Filibuster's Fabulous Wet-Start, No-Heat Fireworks were set off by a First Year student who will remain unnamed. Said student will not be expelled, but will be going through many detentions and very strenuous extracurricular activities as punishment.
Many students were hit by the explosion and although their injuries weren't severe, one certainly wouldn't say that they were minor. The school nurse whole-heartedly believes that she will be able to heal them completely in a matter of days. Our thoughts go out to those students and wish them a speedy recovery.
Unfortunately, this isn't the only case of a Dr. Filibuster's explosion in Hogwarts, although this is the first intentional one. After this dangerous episode, the Headmaster seems to have had enough of this perilous foolishness.
"I cannot continue to let this happen," said the exasperated Headmaster. "It would be very unprofessional of me to turn a blind eye, not to mention dangerous. There will be an upcoming staff meeting at the school where several of my colleagues and I will discuss the matter and find an appropriate way to deal with the issue."
Whatever the Headmaster may be planning, it will undoubtedly be for the good of Hogwarts and promise to ensure safety and peace for the students.