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Huffle Fun
by Rhia Keoko

Important Badgers

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ALLEGRARASGOTA
ANGELAAMUNET
ANNEDAMHSOIR
ANYACHUTNEY
BELLEBLACK
CEITUSIEAG
DOMMCDERMOTT
EMILYJOHNSON
EMMAPACIFICA
EUGENIATWYLANTERN
FELICIAHARTWICK
FUMBLY
HELIOSFIDES
IKAIKAKALEO
JUSTINHOSTULER
KELSEYWILLOW
MANDANOODLE
OLIVIA
OPALDRAGONFLY
PEZZIEGRANGER
RILLAWHITE
SUSANAORION
TAMBAQUIBALTHAZAR

Fantastic Beast Riddles

Here are six riddles, each with a fantastic beast for the answer. Some of these will be close to impossible if you don't have the book Fantastic Beasts And Where To Find Them, so I suggest if your heart's set on completing these, either buy the book or borrow it from a friend.

I am not sad, with bees I bumble.
I cure your hysteria, I ruin your sweets.
I fly in the air, but don't like to be seen.
What am I?

I make you tell the truth, but I only speak once.
I memorize everything I hear, but my mouth only eats bugs
I may not be sad, but I'll always be blue.
What am I?

I look like a monkey, but feel like a fish.
I have a bowl, but it's part of me.
I'm fond of human blood, but fonder of cucumbers.
What am I?

I'm almost human, but not quite the same.
I have their intelligence, but I prefer to be classified as a beast.
My people have beautiful cities, but our culture is a mystery.
What am I?

I'm always human, except for one night.
On that date I seek human prey.
I'm discriminated, though I'm basically normal.
What am I?

I avoid humans, but I prefer witches.
My blood curses you, but gives you everlasting life.
I'm born gold, but change to silver as I grow.
What am I?

HP Rejected Titles

I've seen many rejected HP titles on the web, and I decided to come up with my own. Enjoy!

Harry Potter and the Lovely Egg Salad of Doom
Harry Potter Has a Temper Tantrum Because Mindy Laughed at His Egg Salad Adventure
Harry Potter and the Rabid Man Eating Bunny
Harry Potter Eats J.K. Rowling Thus Ending The HP Book Series
Harry Potter Abandons the Wizarding World and Takes Jerry Garcia's Place in the Grateful Dead
Harry Potter Kidnaps Matt and Poses as Him for Nearly 3 Months on HOL.
Harry Potter is Your Mother
Harry Potter Runs Away From Hogwarts and Moves To the Haight-Ashbury To "Find Himself"
Harry Potter Helps Rhia Come Up With Her Ninth Title
Harry Potter Marries SpongeBob SquarePants

Well, this was my fun section, I hope you enjoyed. :) Also, special thanks to Mindy Rudduck, Jared Weasley, and Fury Mooncrest for telling me whether my riddles sounded good. Answers will be posted in the next issue of the Wizarding Times.




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