Fashion Horoscope
by Felicia Hartwick
Felicia enters the room with an armful of fashion catalogues from her two favorite designers, Kenneth Troll and Calvin Kappa. She plops them down on the table and starts thumbing through them to see the wonderful idea for the Fall. The new school term is starting and it was her job to make sure the Huffies looked their best.
After jotting down some notes on what she herself was going to order, she got down to work. *shivers* But this work, she enjoyed becasue she got to look at all the pretty clothing, plus she gets discounts from Kenneth and Calvin.
So here is the Back To School Fashion Report.
Virgo (Aug. 23 - Sept. 22) - You are creative this month, so anything goes with your style, but limit it to your casual look....... try designing your own t-shirt, put your favorite magical creature on it, or your favorite flora from Herbology....... use your imagination!
Libra (Sept. 23 - Oct. 22) - The Popularity Pixie sprinkled her party dust on you, so get out those dancing shoes, and you're lucky that Calvin has the latest styles on sale at the moment. I ordered those red heels (of course) with the little red flower on the toe, but they come in all sorts of colors to pick from, so you can pick your own.
Scorpio (Oct. 23 - Nov. 21) - You're usually on the go all the time, but this is the month to sit back and relax, but that doesn't mean you have to look like you don't care about your style. Blue jeans and a casual sweater always works.
Sagittarius (Nov. 22 - Dec. 21) - You start thinking about your career, even if you're not in your Fifth Year, so dress the part, tailored suits are always in style. Navy blue for both the ladies and the gents, but ladies go with a softer style blouse, leave the crisp button downs shirts to the guys.
Capricorn (Dec. 22 - Jan. 19) - Something is on your mind, don't hide in the shadows any more, it's time to be seen and set things straight. It's time to be bold and that includes your wardrobe. Choose bright color shirts for everyone to see you.
Aquarius (Jan. 20 - Feb. 18) - This is your party month! Woohoo! Get your head out of those books and have fun, let it show in your outfits. Try layering different types of fabrics and colors, don't be shy! Let everyone see you having the time of your life.
Pisces (Feb. 19 - March 20) - You will have the support of all you work with so don't be afraid to express that new idea of yours. You will be taken seriously if you stay away from neon bright colors, toned down colors work well, stay away from browns, we don't want you blending into the tables.
Aries (March 21 - April 19) - You take charge of your health this month, eating healthy food and exercising, but no one says you have to walk around in baggy sweatpants. Go in style with fitted jogging pants, now not too fitted, but fitted enough so you can show off those well toned legs *Felicia jots a note to herself to visit the Quidditch pitch during these exercise sessions*
Taurus (April 20 - May 20) - Your enthusiasm is at its peak and it shows in your bright clothing, so much so that others around you feel the electricity in the air when around you.
Gemini (May 21 - June 20) - This is the month to show your serious side, the classic look is for you. Cashmere and silk for the ladies and leather for the guys.
Cancer (June 21 - July 23) - Your budget is on the shaky side, so check out those sale racks at Kenneth Troll. You never know what bargains you will find, any way you look at it, it will still be a Troll original!
Leo (July 24 - Aug. 22) - This month you'll get a lot more work done - but keep your eye out for romance - there may be more then books down those aisles in the Library. Girls, mix soft pastels for a romantic look. Guys, form fitted t-shirts is the way to go, under a soft wool sweater, or one of those pirate shirts that open to the chest. Hey, can't stop a girl from trying, can you!
That's it for this month, and I hope to spot you in Hogsmeade; I hear Glad Rags is stocking their Fall line too.