LOL Corner
Q. What flavor of ice cream do vampires like?
A. Veinilla!
Q. Why are ghosts afraid?
A. Because they don't have any guts!
Q. Why are graveyards so noisy?
A. Because of all the coffin!
Q. What do you call a ghost mother and father?
A. Transparents!
Q. What roads do ghosts live on?
A. Dead Ends!
Q. What do you call a wizard from outer space?
A. A flying sorcerer!
Source: More Dumb Jokes for Smart Kids by Philippa Wingate