15 Things Not to Do in Hufflepuff

By Hermionie Miranda

NEVER...

  1. Tell someone as a joke that the House Cup was stolen from the Trophy Room only to have us find it hidden. We won't just freak; we'll bite like the North American badger!
  2. Ask us if we really are afraid of sheets with holes. Who knows? Maybe some of us are.
  3. Tell us that all we did was give Twilight producers an excuse to revamp Cedric Diggory as sparkly Edward Cullen. (WE LOVE YOU, CEDRIC!)
  4. Sneak in the house pets (for you Slytherins!) and have them raid the Kitchens for you when you're visiting.
  5. Tell Prof. Felicia Hartwick that the Precious has been overcharged and is now frozen and can't be used for any more shopping trips.
  6. Invite Parker to the Huffle Oscars and have him cause catastrophe after catasrophe and claim all the awards for himself.
  7. Have the Black Kingdom paint the Yellow Kingdom black and have the Yellow Kingdom paint the Black Kingdom yellow.
  8. Tell us we aren't good enough just because we aren't mentioned much in the books.
  9. Break the Sett and blame it on Zoki Phantom. We all know it's secretly his fan-girls who do it.
  10. Tell Rorey Padfoot and Zoki Phantom that they have been ordered by the Headmaster not to earn any more points.
  11. Tell Prof. Cosmo B. Mott as a joke that Quidditch was really canceled.
  12. Steal all of our citrines. NOT OUR SHINY LOVELIES! D:
  13. Create an impossible game of Hang Wizard. No one would like that. 'Nuff said.
  14. Break the multiplier so we end up with 0 points. The horror!
  15. Paint the Sett in Ravenclaw colors and have it turn into every other house's colors besides ours when we try to change them back.