Wizarding Times

I have been part of HOL for two years now. I know almost everything that happens here: the secrets, the love stories, the crazy people coming around, etc. Now I'll give you a sentence for every active person on IRC that personalizes him/her.

Prof. Ulol Kimil: I am your master you better obey or I'll delete your profile/class.
Prof. Maya Winters: I LOVE PINK !!! You better love it too / Eww! What are those emo colors on my screen? I see only pink.
Ardeliah Longbottom: *throws a bomb gas to somebody* / *hits somebody with her tank*
Adeliene Cromwell: Snorting is her hobby.
Mark Mandrake: [blank] (He never speaks.)
Prof. Miette Bunny: come on slythreni!!!
Zenix James: *censored*
Rowan Dream: Hi Guys! Im weird and Im proud of it.
Buffy Potter: Today, I have to travel 35 hours to London, 56 hours to Indonesia, 89 hours to brazil, 78 hours to US, and then Im done. But the coming back is worst -_-!
Zoki Phantom: He calls himself a dork.... (No way to comment.)
Rosanna Gullveig: She's the Chem lady. Her nick is Chemistry, 90% of the time.
Ryan Granger: Hi guys what's new? (After 2 minutes) Hi Guys what's new? (After 2 minutes) Hi Guys what's new (After 2 minutes) / RyanG is know as Ryan|Running

Okay, these were some of the descriptive phrases seen on IRC. There may be more of them in the next Wizarding Times. Be careful what you say!

(All these phrases were to make the article hilarious; I love you all and keep shining! Eno)