Interview with an Editor:
Exclusive with ex-magazine queen, Kelsey Willow

by Wylie Weasley

This is an exclusive interview with the former head of this prestigious publication. In it, she bares all (note from Kels - Not literally).

Wylie Weasley: What would you say were your main reasons for giving up your prestigious magazine queen job?
Kelsey Willow: personal issues. (WW: We'll go no further *g*)

WW: What was the reason for your "unfortunate" defeat at the hands of the GQT?
KW: Mainly reasons which I don't deem important enough to disclose to a reporter.

WW: In your understanding, did the GQT deserve to win?
KW: Well, we'll just say that the better team won on the night.

WW: Do you feel that the house cup has already been won? If yes, by whom?
KW: No, it hasn't been won yet, but obviously I want Hufflepuff to carry it off to their trophy case.

WW: Who would you say is the best Hufflepuff?
KW: I really can't answer that, but hey - they all rule. <3

WW: Which house would you say has the best people in it?
KW: Hufflepuff. Don't you get the message? Don't try to make me say Gryffindor just because you're in it!! P

WW: If you could say anything to the people that you worked with on the WT what would it be?
KW: Woooooooooooooooooohahahahahahahahahahaha!!! <333333 you guys.

WW: What has been your favourite HOL experience so far?
KW: The Quidditch League 2003: go on the Foulmouth Falcons! *g*

WW: What has been your most embarrassing HOL experience so far?
KW: Nothing really.

WW: What has been your worst HOL experience so far?
KW: Hasn't really been a worst, either.
(note from Wylie: Multiple boots to the thigh were delivered at this point because of my suggestion that it might be being beat by GQT.)
(note from Kels: Keep at it and you'll get MORE boots to the thigh!)

WW: Do you have these violent tendencies often?
KW: Only when people ask dumb questions. *thwaps*

WW: Have I asked many dumb questions?
KW: There's another one.

WW: Compared to other articles which you have read, how does this one compare?
KW: No comment.
(note from Wylie: At this moment, subject busied herself with her knee reflex)
(note from Kels: Again, only happens when people ask dumb questions! )

WW: How would you rate me as a person?
KW: *busies self with other knee reflex and is fascinated*

WW: Now that you will be extremely famous from being in my column, is there anything that you would like to say to me?
KW: Erm. Yes. Goodbye Wylie! *waves*

WW: Did you enjoy this and would you do it again?
KW: About as much as I would enjoy a migraine.

At this time, I would like to thank Miss Willow and her predecessors on this column for an enjoyable experience. I would also like to take a moment to reflect on an allegation made by several people that myself and Miss Willow are an item. Firstly, after questioning Kelsey for half an hour I do not wish to see her again for a week because my leg hurts so much (note from Kels: The feeling is mutual!). Secondly, I'll make a quick reference to the allegations that I started. My allegations were made in good humour, and people are now resorting to these childish methods to try to gain revenge are immature. That is all.

KW: HUZZAAAAAAAH!

WW: Does anyone want a miiiiiint? And ta. Look forward to seeing you all next year with many more hard questions. And you can see my other articles in the Paw Print as of next term.