Prof. Sirius Fudge Posted April 18 Share Posted April 18 For this activity, we will have a jokes session. Funny or not funny, no problem at all. Each of us have different viewpoints to what is funny and creative. Yes, I find corny jokes funny. *nods* For this activity, you shall research three animal jokes on the internet. There is a lot, no worries. You shall reply here the three jokes you found and the answers to them. Then, you shall come up with a second answer that you think of on your own. That would be the hard part. No worries, whatever the case, I will react HAHA on your post. *nods* If the first alternative is difficult for you, you can research for 10 animal jokes on the internet and their answers. Replying here in this thread with three jokes and two answers each (one from the internet and one you made on your own) or doing the alternative task before end of April 30 HOL time will earn you 30 diamonds, 10 diamonds each joke (3 diamonds each joke for the alternative task). Have fun! After all, we are in a session involving jokes. Always follow HOL rules. Provide the references you used in the activity. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Janne Halla Posted April 19 Share Posted April 19 Q: Why didn't the chicken cross the road? A: Because there was a KFC on the other side! My answer: Because it saw there was a protest happening on the other side, and it didn't want to ruffle any feathers! Q: Why are dogs like phones? A: Because they have collar IDs. My answer: Because they always fetch your attention! Q: Where did the school kittens go for their field trip? A: To the mewseum. My answer: The Paw-tanical Garden! Jokes found here: https://www.ducksters.com/jokes/animals.php 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
River Fenwick Posted April 19 Share Posted April 19 1. What do you call an alligator in a vest? A: An investigator My Answer: A snappy fashionista 2. What's a dog's favorite city? A: New Yorkie My Answer: Boston terri(er)tory 3. What fish only swims at night? A: A Starfish My Answer: A Moonfish Source: https://www.thedodo.com/dodowell/animal-jokes 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dibyarup James Potter Posted April 20 Share Posted April 20 Q1) What happened when the lion ate the clown? Given Answer: He felt funny. My Answer: The lion's appetite turned into a clown show. Q2) How did the two chickens dance at Christmas? Given Answer: Chick to chick. My Answer: They did the "peck and shuffle". Q3) Why do giraffes have long necks? Given Answer: Because their feet stink. My Answer: Because they want to stand out in the crowd. Source: https://www.discoverwildlife.com/animal-facts/best-animal-jokes-ever 2 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Prof. Tarma Amelia Black Posted April 29 Share Posted April 29 Q: Where do orcas hear music? A: Orca-stras! A(2): In their ears! Q: What do you call a sleeping bull? A: A bull-dozer. A(2): A lulla-bison. Q:Why did the cats ask for a drum set? A: They wanted to make some mewsic! A(2): They wanted to shred some music! Source: Dodo Animal Jokes 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Prof. Sirius Fudge Posted May 1 Author Share Posted May 1 I am grateful for everyone trying their witty jokes here in this thread! 30 diamonds go to: Dibyarup James Potter Janne Halla Prof. Tarma Amelia Black River Fenwick 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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