Jack the Boy Giant
There are giants in the sky,
and I know that you won't believe this guy.
But I promise it's the truth.
I just climbed up a vine (although it's uncouth)
To search for some food.
My mother and I needed it, dude!
The cow was gone,
And she blamed me like Eva Peron.
Don't know who that is?
Well, it's a good thing there isn't a quiz.
Anyway, back to my story...
I came back down to survey my inventory,
and lo and behold, I had enough!
My mother and I could eat even marshmallow fluff!
So, now you see (although you might not agree)
What I did was best for her and me.