Parker is behaving!?
By Pezzie Granger



Just recently it is being heard that Parker, the trouble making poltergeist in Hufflepuff, is behaving! We've being hearing about this new behavior and wonder too how long will it last!?


First reported incident was Parker apologizing for throwing water balloons on an 'ickle firstie'. According to witness' reports, "Parker threw his water balloons down on the student as always, then stopped and said he was sorry," Parker wasn't around when we heard about this, he was said to have floated along his way looking somber.


Then next reported incident came from Rilla. She was in the common room trying to do her homework when she was found with a whipped cream mess! We asked Rilla about what happened. "I was going to try and tackle some of this homework when Parker came in and started throwing whip cream pies at me! Sure he stopped and said he was sorry, but I still think he's causing trouble not trying to be good," a creamed Rilla commented.


The latest news is that Parker hasn't done anything sense then! Then it's got to be true, Parker is behaving! Maybe the Fat Friar is helping him behave? Maybe Parker has turned over a new leaf? Or maybe he hasn't? Maybe he's planning something right now? *a cackling laugh is overheard*


Wait, what's today again? April 1st? April Fool's Day? No, Parker is behaving, don't worry nothing will happen today, nothing. This reporter isn't worried and neither should you! Parker is a well behaved ghost now. *more cackling is overheard*