The Love Doctor
By Amanda Lupin.


You know you're date is going good when….

Your date asks the waiter/waitress to keep the Firewhiskey coming at a steady rate

They show you their deatheater tattoo

They say ‘you aren't by any chance related to Dolores Umbridge are you?'

You hear a loud popping sound and your date has suddenly disappeared

You're out with Draco Malfoy

You're date says ‘Moaning Myrtle was much more fun'

They only drink out of their flask

They give you a flobberworm and say maybe you should learn to be more like that

They pay the bill with Leprechaun gold

They comment on Professor Binns being their favorite professor and go on about their favorite lectures.

They show up wearing a SPEW badge